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Smuckers Uncrustables represent all that is truly wrong with Americans

I mean seriously, how long does it take to make a sandwich? One minute? People feed your kids something that doesn’t need to be defrosted once in a while. 



Smart Arse Sandwich Recipe

2 Slices bread, whole-wheat
2 Tablespoons Peanut Butter
1 Tablespoon Jam or Jelly

Spread peanut butter on one slice of bread, and the jam/jelly on the other slice. Put one slice on top of the other, condiment sides together. Cut off crusts if your child protests. Serve with the confidence that you did not have to defrost this tasty treat.


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